The Last Words
A monstrous elegy.
I watched you fall for gravity’s embrace; My arms now held your reckless corpse instead. I stared upon your newly lifeless face And vowed to resurrect you from the dead. I found, within a tome of occult lore, A spell to grant your heart an extra beat— The time enough to bid farewell, no more— An epilogue to make our tale complete. With candles lit and arcane symbols drawn, I thumped your silent chest on midnight’s stroke— A gasp proclaimed a vital spark reborn, Which sighed away, as soon as you awoke. I whispered what I needed you to know: “You slipped, you clumsy bint—I told you so!”


Ha, so good! Message delivered, closure achieved, corpse restored—lovely to see a resurrection go well for once.
Hah, what a closing line! Excellent.